Prometheus is Pointless
We went to see Prometheus, and I am glad I will not remember this film at all in a week. It was dull, boring, and poorly written.
So many people have tore this movie apart, I don't want to follow them. I want to take a different tact.
The Pointlessness of Life
This movie is little more than a nihilist propaganda film that works way to hard to teach you several things:
Religion is futile.
Science is futile.
Belief in anything is futile.
The Sontarans created man before they shrank.
Drugs lead to death.
Sex proves you are not a robot, unless you are a Cylon.
Androids don't die.
Goo makes snakes.
Women can walk, run, jump, fight, lift heavy objects, and repel down great heights immediately after a cicerian.
Aliens are brutish and dumb, but not the ones you are thinkin of.
Prequels are rarely ever good.