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Haunted House by Mitsukazu Mihara
Haunted House is a great graphic novel about a “normal” boy who lives in a house with horror enthusiasts. Poor Sabato. He just wants to fit in at school and have a girlfriend, but his family tortures him by scaring off girls and making him appear a freak to his classmates. His mother is the reincarnation of Morticia Addams. His father is the stereotypical Dracula figure with black slicked black hair and a full suit with cape. His two sisters are goth loli’s from hell.
“Your mother and I fell in love at first sight. We met at a movie theater. It was a beautiful movie. Bloody Bayou: A Hoedown In Hell.”
Even though all you gloom cookies out there may love to live in such a house, poor Sabato hates it! And with good reason. His family is evil!
First they pretend they will play nice when his new girlfriend comes over, but when she walks in, his father has a bullet hole in his forehead that is dripping blood and his mother is butchering a live chicken. Another day, Sabato wakes up late for school and rushes there, only to find everyone staring at him because he has blood on his face, zombie makeup, and a chilling message scrawled across his forehead: DEAD MAN WALKING!
My favorite part is when Sabato sleeps in one day. His father says, “Trying to become completely nocturnal are we? At this rate you should just become a vampire. That’d be nice.” Sabato scowls. “No! That would not be nice!”
This is a fun read for any horror enthusiast. You will love the tricks the family play and the reactions Sabato gives. You can purchase this lovely little horror comedy at Amazon.