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Oh Lord, won't you buy me a hybrid Accord

Charlie Dorsett (they/she)
May 19, 2008
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In the beautiful tradition of filk, this song is funny and sadly ironic.

From Aunt Sharpie:

To the tune of Mercedes Benz
I wrote this back in March of 2005.

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a hybrid Accord
The gas prices these days, I cannot afford
Our oil industry is out of its gourd
So Lord, won't you buy me a hybrid Accord
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a brand new PC
And while you're at it, how about a T3
My hard drive's as small as a dried up chickpea
So Lord, won't you buy me a brand new PC
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a freakin' BA
Thanks to fee raises, it's harder to pay
Prove that you love me; forgive my loans today
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a freakin' BA
Everybody!
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a hybrid Accord
The gas prices these days, I cannot afford
Our oil industry is out of its gourd
So Lord, won't you buy me a hybrid Accord


(via filk: To the tune of Mercedes Benz)

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