Would my husband be beat up if I sent him to work with this Princess Luna, My Little Pony lunch bag? lunchbagart: I have to leave on a business trip in ten minutes, so Luna repost is GO

My name is Charlie, but if your looking for my work, I go by C. E. Dorsett.  I write scifi, fantasy, and a touch of horror.  I like to play with gothic, steampunk, decopunk, epic fantasy, and wuxia.  I love to tell stories and talk about books, movies, series, and music.