My name is Charlie, but if your looking for my work, I go by C. E. Dorsett. I write scifi, fantasy, and a touch of horror. I like to play with gothic, steampunk, decopunk, epic fantasy, and wuxia. I love to tell stories and talk about books, movies, series, and music.
Jay and Silent Bob vs The Easter Bunny
If you have no idea what I am talking about, then you have to stop what you are doing and watch "Mallrats" before you do anything else. This is one of the best fanart images I have seen in a very long time.
(via My Boring Ass Life thanks Bill!)
Green Lantern and the Tiger Construct
If my love for Green Lantern is not the stuff of legends yet, then it soon will be. The brilliant hyper-cartoon of Hal Jordan and a green tiger is an original piece by Dave Perillo. He was commissioned to make this brilliant image. Part of me thinks this is the "The Incredibles" version of GL, or maybe "The Fairly Odd Parents" version. I love the clean lines, and how it reminds me of the old World War II era posters.
(via Montygog's Art-O-Rama! Thanks Bill!)
Serenity Quilt and the Cutest Gu'auld
My friend Tracey is one of the most amazing people I have met in a long time. Not long ago, she showed me her quilts. Thankfully, she said I could share them with all of you.
Her quilt of the Serenity emblem from Firefly blew me away. The intricacy of the stitching is nearing impossible to explain. You need to click the image and look at the larger image, and still much of the detail is lost in the photo.
This is not the most creative one though.
This quilt of a gu'auld and a teddy bear has to be one of the cutest and most disturbing images I have ever seen. There is something about it that just makes me smile.
The design work on this Stargate Atlantis themed bag is just breath taking.
She promised me she would send me a picture of her Stargate quilt, and as soon as he does I will post it. She is also working on a can-can dress. Hopefully, she will take my advice and get her work up on Etsy.
Toys R Us Sells Lower Back Tattoos to kids?
I am shocked and a little bit disgusted that at least one Toys R Us. While I am not against tattoos or even temp tatts for kids, but the societal implications of a lower back tattoos is not something that we should encourage kids to take on a self image that they do not understand. Shock and dismay flood my soul over things like this. Not so much for the store that would sell these things, but for the parent that would by them for their kid.
Why The Hero's Journey Simply Is
When idiots speak, I tend to ignore them, but when they make it worse, then I cannot stay silent. I felt that I had to say something, especially since it is the last time I will ever read or site io9 for anything.
When Charlie Anders wrote, New Proof That Every Scifi Epic Is Based On Joseph Campbell, I thought, "No one could be that stupid." The Hero's Cycle described by Joseph Campbell is the underlying structure of folk tales, legends, and myths found around the world. In fact, every well crafted story will follow the cycle, as it is the natural progression of events.
Then Charlie poured salt in the wound with, Eight Reasons Why the Hero's Journey Sucks. Let me take them one by one...
If Charlie had not been stoned while reading Hero with a Thousand Faces, something might have sunk in... O that is not me attacking this poor blogger, to quote the article:
Hey, we got stoned and read The Hero With A Thousand Faces in college, just like everybody else, and we thought it was super deep.
At any rate, let us examine the eight points.
It's a formula.
All story telling is formula. Beginning, middle, end. Inciting event, rising action, climax, denouement.
But over time, lazy writers like George Lucas have used it as a checklist.
While I will never defend the multitude lazy writers that are ruining fiction, it is equally lazy to blame mythopoeism for lazy writers. There is no story that does not follow the Cycle, so to say the the formula is boring is to say that every story is boring. Bad writers are boring, put the blame where it is due.
It discourages originality
To prove this point the author claims that Firefly/Serenity is original and as such does not follow the Heroes Cycle. Lets test that using the plot description from Wikipedia:
Call to Adventure
The crew of Serenity lands on an Outer Rim planet, planning to rob a local security firm of its payroll. Serenity's captain Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds is accosted by Simon, irate over Mal's decision to include River in the heist and expose her to danger. Mal overrules Simon's objections and the heist proceeds. All goes according to plan until River detects the arrival of the Reavers, a horde of feral, spacefaring cannibals. As the Reavers massacre the town's inhabitants, the raid-team narrowly escapes back Serenity, where Simon, outraged over River's near-death experience, declares that he and River will be leaving Serenity at the next spaceport.
The crew disembarks at a trading post and enters a bar to meet with Fanty and Mingo, the men who hired Serenity for the heist. River wanders into the bar and observes a television advertisement, which causes her to immediately and brutally attack the other patrons. As she prepares to shoot Mal, Simon arrives and utters a code phrase, immediately rendering River unconscious. Thoroughly confused, Mal takes River and Simon back to Serenity, where Simon reveals that River was conditioned to be an Alliance assassin.
Mal contacts Mr. Universe, a reclusive techno-geek who analyzes the bar security camera footage and discovers a subliminal message in the advertisement that, based on the quality of the encoding, reveals the involvement of the Alliance.
Crossing the First Threshold
Unknown to the crew, the message was placed by the Operative, a self-described monster with no name or rank, dispatched by the Alliance to retrieve River at all costs.
The Belly of the Whale
Mal receives a call from Inara Serra, a former passenger asking for help with local unrest. Despite recognizing the request as an Alliance trap, Mal visits Inara and meets the Operative, who offers to release Mal if he surrenders River. Mal refuses and, after being saved from defeat by Inara's quick thinking, escapes with her back to Serenity.
The Road of Trials
Aboard the ship, River reveals the existence of "Miranda," an Outer Rim planet deemed uninhabitable by the Alliance and located on the far side of a Reaver spacefleet. After the Operative wipes out all of Serenity's ports of refuge, Mal overrides his crew's protests, disguises Serenity as a Reaver vessel and sneaks through the Reaver spacefleet unmoleseted before landing on Miranda, a planet that while fully habitable contains only corpse-filled cities.
The Meeting with the Goddess/Atonement with the Father
A holographic diary entry from an Alliance officer explains the Alliance attempted to bring peace to the population by filling the atmosphere with an anti-aggression drug. The drug's effects were drastic, completely suppressing the population's motivation to self-sustain, except for the 0.1% who had the opposite reaction and became the hyper-violent Reavers.
The Ultimate Boon
Mal declares his intentions to broadcast this message to the solar system via Mr. Universe's powerful transmitters, aware of the Operative and the certain trap that awaits them.
The Magic Flight
As the Operative mobilizes an Alliance fleet above Mr. Universe's planet, Mal provokes the Reaver fleet into pursuing Serenity and leads it into a massive space battle with the Alliance. With both sides distracted, Serenity, pursued by a Reaver ship and the Operative in an escape pod, crash-lands at Mr. Universe's station. The Reavers kill Serenity's pilot Wash, the crew evacuates the ship and sets up defensive positions against the arriving Reavers, and Mal descends into the station to transmit the Miranda audio diary.
Rescue from Without
The crew's defense begins to crumple beneath the Reaver assault, while deep in the station, the Operative ambushes Mal. The crew retreats behind a blast door, which jams before it can close. With everyone wounded and ammunition low, River dives through the blast door and seals it, and immediately begins fighting the fierce Reavers.
The Crossing of the Return Threshold
Meanwhile, Mal narrowly defeats the Operative and leaves him to watch the broadcast of the audio diary.
Master of the Two Worlds
As a wounded and exhausted Mal rejoins the crew, the blast doors open to reveal River standing victorious amid piles of dead Reavers. Alliance troops burst onto the scene, but the Operative, his faith in the Alliance shattered by the Miranda message, orders the soldiers to stand down.
Freedom to Live
The crew buries their deceased friends and repairs Serenity. As the ship prepares to leave, the Operative approaches Mal and warns him of certain retaliaton by the Alliance. Mal returns to Serenity's cockpit and with his new co-pilot River, blasts into space.
Oops... it follows the hero's cycle too... So was it original or not?
Why is one hero so special anyway?
The author thinks there can only be one hero... forgetting about the round table and the fact that even Star Wars had multiple heroes. This point cannot even be taken seriously.
The "hero" is always a d00d
In the limited sample the author chose, but as always forgetting the historical context. Most heroines have only come about recently. This is something that changes with time. The hero marries the goddess and finds atonement with the Father, because the goddess is the symbol of the beneficial powers of life and the Father represents the judgmental universal punisher.
It's cheesy as hell
The author takes Campbell out of context and mocks him. That is just lazy.
He shoehorned a lot of myths into his theory
In complaining that Campbell ignores East Asia and Africa is to pretend that he never wrote the Masks of God books among others. This point is too ignorant to discuss any more.
It confuses personal growth with solving problems
Campbell's monomyth is unrealistic and spreads the idea that war is therapy.
Campbell's monomyth makes the claim that we project our inner problems on others and that we cannot fix the problem until we see what it actually is. Yeah, this is unrealistic. No one would start a war with another nation for no real reason other than that they see their own personal demons in the other nation... that has never happened.
The Hero's Cycle does not describe fiction, but also the patterns in our own life. This author has obliviously done that with Campbell's work.
This is the last time I will read io9. Most of their posts have been bad since they started, but their intellectual laziness is too much for me to take anymore. I just had to defend Campbell from these idiotic and hollow arguments.
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