filk: The Web

I could not help be laugh:

"The Web"

Sung to: "Rawhide"

Scrollin' Scrollin' Scrollin'
Scrollin' Scrollin' Scrollin'
Scrollin' Scrollin' Scrollin'
The web!

Scrollin' Scrollin' Scrollin'
Though the server's frozen
Keep those mice a rollin'
The web!
Counters, hits and cookies
From work you're playing hooky
Wishin your speakers were not dead!
All the sounds you're missin',
Like Vorbis, WAV, and GSM,
Your sound card is sitting high and dry.

CHORUS
Click the link, fill the box
Fill the box, clink the link
Clink the link, Fill the box the Web!, head 'em up
The Web!
Boot 'em up, log 'em on,
Log 'em on, boot 'em up,
Boot 'em up, log 'em on
The Web!!

Keep Scrollin' Scrollin' Scrollin'
Keep that mouse a rollin'
'cause today you're trollin''
The Web!!
Don't try to understand it,
It's not the way they planned it
The porno sites have got to the Web.
Taking chat to new heights,
Avoiding all the spam sites
and domains where the phishers all hide...

The Web!
The Web!

scrollin', scrollin', scrollin'


I will not be singing this a any Chaos Filks because I cannot get through it without laughing.

(via filk: The Web)

My name is Charlie, but if your looking for my work, I go by C. E. Dorsett.  I write scifi, fantasy, and a touch of horror.  I like to play with gothic, steampunk, decopunk, epic fantasy, and wuxia.  I love to tell stories and talk about books, movies, series, and music.