Jedi or Sith

I realized the other day I could not have Jedi Powers. I work two jobs in the retail industry( the Buy More from Chuck is not that far from the truth) and I sometimes go to my happy place and dream about using the Force. I would love to use the Jedi mind trick to get rid of the annoying costumer. Use the Force to retrieve that last item in the back of the top shelf. I think temptation would get the better of me and I would start force choking those extremely bothersome or abusive consumers. I could see working black friday with passed out costumers all over the floor. I think power would definitely corrupt me. I already have a black helmet, now I would just need a cape to go with it.